From British 4x4 Specialists Customer Service:
Dear Mr. Discosux, We'd like to thank you for the recent opportunity to work on your obviously well utilised off-road machine. Our experience was further enhanced by the fact that you drove through not one, but three piles of dog poop when parking the car. This was not realised until the rover was parked on the lift and I bumped my head against one of the tires, knocked the poo to the floor, slipped in the resultant pile and promptly left a skid mark upon the shop floor.
Thank you again for the wonderful experience and hope you and your family have a wonderful Thanksgiving.