If we ever play bar golf

Consider me Ernie fucking Els

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pub_Golf

This is a fantastic idea

Sign me up!!

I have a guest bedroom, an office and a big ass sofa, so some of you homeless mofo's could crash. It was my idea. So I'm obviously in

Turf wrote:

I have a guest bedroom, an office and a big ass sofa, so some of you homeless mofo's could crash. It was my idea. So I'm obviously in

Are you buying too.

Don't push It hick.

Damn. I had to try.

I'm totally down to do this if you want when it warns up.

I'm game. As long as we have a DD or other transportation. Hell I might pactice this at home between the house an garage.

I always wanted to get a hole in one

Long Haul wrote:

I always wanted to get one in my hole

Fixed. Sorry Bri, that was a easy lob.

Let me check my work schedule, and run it past the wife. She might be all up for this when its warmer. Its been 6 months since I've been thrown out of a bar in philly, so its almost time.

quite possibly the worst idea i ever heard... mainly becuase all i drink is 80 proof or higher.

Well you're just going to come down off your high horse, and drink some beer with the rest of us common folk, mr president.

Makers rocks son! That's my drink

Damn, I'm gonna have to start proof reading what I wright. Set myself up good for that.

I'm a cheap beer drinker unless someone else is buying then I might step up to Old Milwalkee pounders. Sorry I dont do mixed drinks, bad shit happens when I do that stuff.

How's april 28th for this pub golf tour? I know we're doing the pines the week before, and some might goto robesonia that weekend, but its the only other weekend I have off between now and memorial day. Plus, my wife said she's all in, and likes this idea

Long Haul wrote:

I'm a cheap beer drinker unless someone else is buying then I might step up to Old Milwalkee pounders. Sorry I dont do mixed drinks, bad shit happens when I do that stuff.

This fall i was at a place called mako's on south street in philly, and you got a high life, and a shot of jack for $5. Best/worst bar id been at in philly in awhile.

Says the duffs who, when I offered to buy him a case of beer, specified mossehead light lime. Not the cheapest beer in America....or canada

That place is awful. But a lot of places in the city do that. It's called (sort of) the city wide special. Sometimes it's a pbr and a shot of heaven hill, at a Mexican place it's a can of tecate and a shot of sauza. Makos used to have a shark hanging in the middle of the room covered in bras because if a girl took off her bra and hung it on the shark she got a free drink. Whores

That place is a total shithole. But we stopped in there as we made our way down south street for a bachelor party, and we stayed until we were made to leave.

Turf wrote:

I have a guest bedroom, an office and a big ass sofa, so some of you homeless mofo's could crash. It was my idea. So I'm obviously in

Im in if you don't mind me puking in your fridge,finger banging your cat,and jacking off in your toaster at the end of the night.(Thats what happens when I drink a 5th of Jack).

Last time I drank a fifth if jameson I told a room full of women's rugby players that they're whole team together couldn't tackle me and then got attacked by them. I literally fought six women. Women's rugby players are the only type of woman you can hit without remorse